687 One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook DOWNLOAD
SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION
40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera!
Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst!
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
My recliner and I - we go way back!
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of!
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!
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